$5 worth of gas

[imported_elp6n]

$5 Worth of Gas
I went into the gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas.....

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

[centennialdawg]

Cinderella, as told by Gene Tracy:

In Cinderella's contract with her fairy godmother, if she didn't return home by midnight, she would turn into a pumpkin. Well, she didn't get home until 1:30, meaning she would face some sort of punishment.

When the fairy godmother asked why she was late, Cinderella said she had no excuse, but that she was just late. Now, the fairy godmother was pretty loose with the rules of the contract and told Cinderealla that if she had any extinuating circumstances, then there would be no penalty. Cinderella said she didn't have any excuse other than the fact she was just late and as such she should be turned into a pumpkin like the contract called for. Well they kept arguing and finally Cinderalla told her that she was in a hurry to face her punishment because she had a man waiting for her outside and she wanted to be turned into a pumpkin.

Well, the fairy godmother asked Cinderella what the man's name was and Cinderella replied very excitedly, "PETER-PETER!!"

[NotSoSilentBob]

At least you got a receipt. Seems as if every station in Coeburn has decided that receipts do not matter.